Im Anschluss an das Spiel Deutschland-Brasilien hat es doch so einiges an humoristischen Seitenhieben gegeben, vor allen in der Form von Bildmontagen, Videoclips und Tweets. Was The Daily Currant allerdings unter der Ueberschrift “Brazilian President Fires Intern Who Forgot to Pay Germany” zusammengestellt hat, ist noch einmal einen Tick besser, vor allen Dingen weil das Format dem gleicht, was man sonst auf Nachrichtenseiten finden wuerde.

Meldung Dailycourant

Die Mitteilung beginnt wie folgt:

Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has fired an intern who forgot to pay off Germany before yesterday’s World Cup semi-final.

According to a report in Brasilia’s O Camapu newspaper, Rousseff intended to send a $200 million wire transfer to certain members of the German Football Association but due to a technical error at one of Brazil’s state-owned banks, the payment was never made.

Weiter heisst es dann:

“A young man in my office was supposed to double-check that the transfer was completed,” Rousseff told reporters at a press conference in Brasilia. “Unfortunately, he did not adequately perform his duties and he is therefore no longer employed here.

“ Obviously the most important part about competing in the World Cup is paying your bribes in full and on time. I take responsibility for our failure to do so and I ask the Brazilian people for forgiveness.

Da bleibt wohl nur zu hoffen, dass es wenigsten mit der Ueberweisung an die Niederlande klappt… ;)